Rapper Kanye West has cancelled all remaining dates on his Saint Pablo tour citing that he feels that he needs to spend more time with his ego. He has said that tickets would not be refunded because people still get to keep the ticket and any ticket with the name ‘Kanye West’ on it is worth millions. “They can make the ticket money back on Ebay”
Rumour has it that since his wife Kim Kardashian was robbed at gunpoint Kayne has been seriously worried that the same could happen to his ego and despite trebling security his ego still managed to get hurt after the Grammys were ‘rigged”. The ego is expected to make a full recovery.
The Saint Pablo tour, which includes West performing above the stage on an innovative “floating” platform, was scheduled for a further 21 dates before the end of 2016. He claimed on stage that “A crazy person can’t do all this” he said “A crazy person can’t make this floating stage” A stage technician who did not wish to be named explained “We have tried telling him how we make the stage floats but he thinks he is doing it with his mind”
West, who last week accused himself of voting for Donald Trump, will now take a break from music and his 6234 other business ventures to be with and stoke his ego.